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Okay, there is a game called Zobmando that is fun to play. I couldn't find the game in print, but I found a book with some questions that the game has. It basically makes you chose between two horrible things. I am just opening the book in random places and typing out the questions. I am looking forward to all your answers!
WOULD YOU RATHER...?
1. Chew a piece of toenail off a dirty man's foot OR thoroughly lick his unshowered armpit?
2. Bang your funny bone five times in a row until it's not funny OR listen to somebody scrape nails down a chalkboard for 20 minutes?
3. Eat one small bar of hotel soap OR six sticks of butter?
4. Have your thumb and forefinger glued together for life in the "OK" sign OR be forced to say "Thank You" before every sentence?
5. Get a bad case of poison ivy way up inside your nose OR inside your inner ear?
6. Shave your mom's bikini line OR your dad's butt?
7. Chew shards of broken glass OR sit on a lighted barbeque grill?
8. In one sitting, eat ten pounds of cheese OR a bucket of peanut butter (with nothing to drink)?
9. Be forever homeless but free to roam the earth OR live the life of luxury in a mansion that you could never leave?
10. Have your breath smell like a bad fart OR have your laugh sound like a fart?11. Eat a sandwich bag full of lawn clippings OR eat one live earthworm?
12. Drink half a cup of a stranger's saliva OR eat all the hair out of your bathtub drain?
13. Lick all the bugs off an 18-wheelers radiator after a long haul OR suck on frozen dog poop for 30 seconds?
14. Pee out your nose OR poop out your ear?
15. Be a millionaire and then hit rock bottom OR live your entire life with just enough money to get by?
16. Live in a home without electricity OR without running water?
17. Have double vision OR hear a constant echo?
18. Always speak in a rhyme OR not hear every third word spoken to you?
19. Eat one long strand of spaghetti that you've sucked through your nose OR have a teaspoon of sugar poured into your ear?
20.Sweat green liquid from your pores OR fart blue smoke?
Okay I can't even handle typing any more of these... eww... GOOD LUCK!
5 comments:
This is truly disgusting. I will play along, but I noticed you did not post your answers.
1) toenail
2) funny bone
3) hotel soap
4) thumb and forefinger
5) inner ear
6) dad's butt
7) broken glass
8) peanut butter
9) live in luxury
10) laugh
11) lawn clippings
12) I truly cannot answer this one
13) lick bugs
14) pee out nose
15) just enough money
16) without running water
17) constant echo
18) speak in rhyme
19) spaghetti
20) sweat green liquid
I can't believe that I am even taking part in this disgusting trivia game, but here it goes:
1- Toenail
2-Funny bone
3-Soap
4-Glued fingers
5-Nose
6-Mom's bikini
7-Broken Glass
8-Peanut Butter
9-Mansion
10-Laugh
11-Live earthworms
12-Saliva (as long as the person has no diseases, but I have cleaned my drain and it is pretty nasty down there)
13-Bugs
14-Pee out Nose
15-Millionaire
16-running Water (first I said electricity but then I really can't live without TV-and they can't smell me anyway)
17-Echo
18-3rd Word
19-Spaghetti
20-Fart purple
Great post Jen...of course you would post something like this!
Ick I was getting sick reading these but I decided to go ahead and post them on my blog as well :-) Enjoy!
I have to share those...too funny! What are your answers?
Are you serious? I could hardly finish reading them! Most of them made me started to gag!!!! I just can't! Sorry!
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